15 minutes passes as you tap your foot impatiently, with all manner of people, creatures, and gross squid monsters being checked in. Finally, it's your turn, and you hand the invitation over. The bouncer scans the card, then you, and with an expressionless face says 'denied, DNA samples...
Most of the bosses in the original game are slow, lumbering monsters that you fight by nipping at their heels until they fall over. Artorias is the total opposite. He's a relatively small but still incredibly imposing knight, and he moves wildly and quickly. His form and figure have been...