Who are we kidding, we know you’re interested in some birthday jokes about being old, aren’t you? Like we said, whether your birthday greetings will take on a funny, cute or romantic feel will all depend on who you are writing the card to. Here are some of our favorite wording exa...
Celebrating 80 Years of Wisdom and Grace: Heartfelt 80th Birthday Messages A grand old age! Many people who get to 80 might not be running around or dancing away at parties but that doesn't mean they can't celebrate their birthday. Send someone who is having this special birthday one of...
One-Liner Jokes and Quotes I much prefer being over the hill to being under it. – Bruce Lansky The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet… Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven. Growing old is ...
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To my incredible brother—thank you for all the fun, support, and advice over the years. You make life so much better just by being in it. Have a fantastic birthday! Happy birthday, bro! Whether we’re cracking jokes or taking on life’s challenges together, you always make things bette...
The eggs kept cracking jokes. Why couldn’t the pony sing ‘Happy Birthday’? She was feeling a bit hoarse. How do you know if a donut is bored at a birthday party? He looks glazed over. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ...
“Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and happy birthday!” “On this special day, I raise a toast to you and your life. Happy birthday.” “You look younger than ever! Happy birthday!
and fun – no dark humor or anything similar. Funny messages are also best left on the short side, so take care to not write too much, as it could detract from their humorous effect. If you want to be sure that the joke is well received, stick to jokes about “getting old” ...
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