"Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat." The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York; kosher all the way Mom, I really want you to come." ...
"One day you'll find out anyway. How shall I put it in a way your generation will understand... Well," he said "mom and dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber café. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your...
By making jokes that complement your Mama, instead of insulting her, you can put a fresh and respectful twist on an old joke format. After all, laughing really hard (or even just chuckling fondly) while feeling great about herself and the fine adult her child has become would probably make...
Segura co-hosts the Your Mom's House podcast with his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky. Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio Also ranks #2 on Stand-Up Comedians Who Got A Major Boost From Netflix Also ranks #5 on Celebrities You Feel Like You Know (Because Of Their Podcasts) Also ranks ...
Dig Deeper Adult Jokes From 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' That You Missed As A Kid Also ranks #1 on '80s Movie Fan Theories Also ranks #2 on The Best Movies About Movies 129 Luca Jacob Tremblay, Jack Dylan Grazer, Emma Berman 106 votes A boy tries to help his best friend hide a fantasti...
‘60s), blistering through genres as quickly as their lyrics make and discard jokes. Glam rock, disco, electronic pioneering—and even when they dip into the most experimental and orchestral corners of their musical interests, they maintain a steady power-pop genius bolstered by Russell’s fluty...
jokes. Since studio comedies are becoming a somewhat endangered species in Hollywood, scrolling through Netflix and stumbling across a movie like this – one that's actually funny all the way through – feels akin to discovering some kind of rare animal living right in your backyard. Try to ...
(Michelle Yeoh) doing her taxes into a when-alternate-timelines-collide epic. Pathos and silliness sit side by side with Pixar in-jokes, Wong Kar-Wai references and adrenaline-rush action sequences; name another movie with a kinetic, martial-arts showdown revolving around makeshift butt plugs....
In life you don’t get a manual. You get a mom. New Mom Jokes What do newborns and new moms have in common? You both go home from the hospital in diapers. Mom math: The ability to rattle off the exact number of months, weeks or days your child is at a moment's notice. ...
Want to crack up and commiserate about the joys and trials of being a mom? Turn to sparkling stand-up comic Katherine Ryan. Bedecked in a bedazzled floral top with crisp red lipstick, she's a smirking vision of feminine beauty as she unfurls dirty jokes that'd make your father blush. ...