50 Best Ever One-Liner JokesMike Francis
11 Clever One Liners These are some of the cleverest funny one liner jokes you’ll ever read. They’re almost too awesome to be true. “I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” “I don’t have an attitude...
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Welcome to the spook-tacular world of pumpkin jokes and Halloween hilarity! At Beano.com, we’re bubbling over with ghoulish giggles and frightfully funny one-liners that’ll have you cackling louder than a witch's coven at midnight.
You will laugh at these short one-liner jokes. Here you will find funny puns that will make you laugh. Do you want to have a good day? The best way is to read jokes and feel free to laugh! Of course, you can sleep a little more and make yourself a good breakfast for your family...
We’re totally making this up, by the way. But humans have enjoyed a good chuckle ever since a cave person slipped on a banana skin in front of all their mates. The Beano website isthehome for jokes and 80% of the internet is taken up by our blam one-liners, whether they’reshor...
Add some laughs to your October 31 celebration. These punny and kid-friendly Halloween jokes will make the occasion even more fun.
Dirty One Liner Jokes Finally, here’s some hilarious one liner dirty jokes for those who like it quick! The difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah” is about three inches. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong. ...
→ I’ve learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I’ve ever done. I got a lot of flack for a joke I made about Heidi Klum and the Nazis [“The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens”], but I never apologized for it. I...