From classic one-liners to more creative and personalized jokes, there's something for every situation andsense of humor. So, let's dive in and get ready to rizzle and dazzle your way into your crush's heart! Rizz Joke Pick-Up Lines 1. “If you were a candle, you’d be an eternal...
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When does a joke become a dad joke?When the punch line becomes apparent.(Har har!). You’ve cringed, laughed, and even been known to repeat them on occasion. The good news is that kids get a real kick out of them. Once you’re done with these cheesy dad jokes, try out thebest ...
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Ready for a poop joke? No, they stink. Something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt. Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack. What did the poop say to the fart?
When used in a message, birthday memes are a visual way to tell a joke to the recipient and give fun, lighthearted birthday wishes. Usually they are silly, tongue-in-cheek, or sarcastic, and use a variety of formats with different tones. ...
If you read a good joke or saw a funny clip, don’t keep it just for yourself! You thought you could make a person’s day much better by sharing a hook, an image, or a funny joke. If you are happy, help others to be the same because some people need some help. ...
Did you hear the joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tear-able. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheet. What was even more useful than the first telephone? The second telephone. I'm afraid for the calenda...