Joke:I tried to catch some fog... I mist! VOTE I See You And Jesus Sees You Joke:A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big-screen television, stereo, and video outfit. That night, without a moon in the sky...
“To my daughter, on your birthday, I wish that all your dreams and wishes come true.”– Unknown “The joy of having a daughter is measured by the heart.”– Unknown “Let your daughter know that she’s the treasure of your heart.”– Unknown ...
If you read a good joke or saw a funny clip, don’t keep it just for yourself! You thought you could make a person’s day much better by sharing a hook, an image, or a funny joke. If you are happy, help others to be the same because some people need some help. ...
Every story, every lesson, every joke you’ve shared has added color to my life. Here’s to a vibrant birthday! Your age is merely a chronicle of the wonderful journey you’ve embarked on. Happy Birthday to my adventurous brother! May your day be filled with reflections of the past and...
Add a personal touch: Include a shared memory, joke, or compliment to make it meaningful. Congratulate and support: Recognize any other milestones around this time, and offer your support for the future. End warmly: Close with warm regards or a sign-off like “Best wishes” or “With love...
Click here to go to the full collection ofFunny Wishes for Birthdays. Inspirational Birthday Wishes Maybe you're looking for something with a bit more depth than a short quip or funny joke. These inspirational birthday wishes can help you convey something more profound than a simple happy birthd...
“In that box labelled for the sick!" 119. Why don’t you make a joke angry? Because it always has a punchline! 120. Why are flowers never lonely? Because of their little bud-dies! 121. What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
Ready for a poop joke? No, they stink. Something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt. Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack. What did the poop say to the fart?
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?When it becomes apparent! Advertisement - Continue Reading Below Jokes for Little Kids Hearst Owned What has two legs but can't walk?A pair of trousers! Where do you learn how to make ice cream?Sundae school! What do you call a lazy kangaroo...
Then Jacob says "No, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger's birthday party!" She laughs and walks away. children teacher school animal joke tiger boy fridge Elephant giraffe animal crocodile river Dislike Like The Library, the Chicken and the Frog A chicken ...