If he does happen to poop on his fake rock furniture -I use a mixture of half water and half White vinegar -in a water bottle, combined with scrubbing with paper towels. I let this air out before putting the bearded dragon back in the cage. ...
craning her neck to see me from under her dollar-store foam dragon hat, “Are you a boy or a girl?” I paused, as usual, taking a moment to calculate which answer fit this situation. “A girl, mostly,” I replied. “I’m a girl who happens to have a beard.” S’s eyes widen...