The Las Vegas Raiders woke up after a sleepy debut to drop the Baltimore Ravens to 0-2. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers took a banged-up squad north to Michigan and held on to beat the Detroit Lions. But the most shocking result either stemmed from the Dallas Cowboys’ absolute inability...
9. While Burrow was playing an away game against the Dallas Cowboys, Ponton arrived at his house and noticed signs of an intruder. Ponton’s mother was the one to call the police. “My daughter is there, this is Joe Burrow’s house. She is staying there, he’s at the football game...
(Took me years to realize the doctor jokes about cowboys coming in with a broken leg wired up because they had to finish the job were supposed to be jokes, not true to life stories. #RuralMyths ) My mom got chewed out for not updating the doctor that she’d had pneumonia. Because he...