“ Look, there’s Zozobra!” Dodger stood in stillness, eyes wide as marbles. My head was soaked cause I’d forgotten the umbrella and Dodger harmonized a lot of cuss words as we reached the front gates. Gangs and families, children, old timers in costume, scurried to reach the event’...
I tried to turn off the water supply, but that knob was also on so tight I couldn’t get it to budget without a few cuss words. And even so, it continued to drip. A lot. I got a bigger bowl. By now, I have emptied the bowl three times, and it probably needs it again. I...
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We have a joke we send back and forth sometimes when life seems too ridiculous: “They say God gives you only what you can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a bad-ass.” And sometimes it feels like that as one thing after another comes our way. But we know deep down that God keep...
If we had friends over and a movie had cuss words, my mom was quick to shut it off, embarrassing me in front of my friends. Our “family vacations” when I was in elementary school consisted of my parents, my siblings, myself, and 20 other high school students in fifteen passenger ...
I lived in Co Springs I shopped at Wild Oats and Whole Foods. I chuckle right along with you in the sessions and you have a way of using cuss words that tickle my funny bone.The pics are priceless and last but not least my African grey laughs when you scream because I’m laughing!
I am over an electric bill that made me cuss like a sailor. I'm tired of not wanting to go to the restroom because the toilet seat is so cold...(yes, this is a problem due to the electric bill - insert eye rolling because I am cheap). ...
And the above picture is my vain attempt to give credence to the fact that I’m A Music Critic. I’m needy and it isn’t beneath me to use such cheap-ass tactics as displaying myself on a TV show talking to Sparks. And shouting “needy!” isn’t a cuss. The worst thing you ca...
The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love Wednesdays." "Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?" "Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!" The devil ...
When you’re with your guy friends, it’s perfectly acceptable, and even expected, to use cuss words and vulgar language. But girls don’t really like that when you are with them. You won’t appear like you are a mature gentleman. You’ll just look like a little boy. 25. Don’t...