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1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, you may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, you m...