I live near Harvard University. Early one Sunday morning, I’m taking a walk down the back roads and am about to turn into the campus grounds when a car pulls up next to me — or rather, nearly jumps the curb like it’s trying to hit me. Inside is a family of Chinese tourists: ...
Of course, at first, thinking he is going insane, he can’t decide whether he should give up drinking or take up a LOT more of it. But, it doesn’t take long for Neil to begin testing his new “gift”. It’s a one trick pony joke stretched out to a feature length movie. The...
“I Won’t Back Down”, “You Got Lucky”, “Free Fallin'”, “Don’t Come Around Here No More”, “Runnin’ Down a Dream”, “Learning to Fly, and “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around”, a duet with Stevie Nicks.
I work in a restaurant in a country club. A lady flags me down (I am not her server) and tells me: Customer:“This is so sad. My taco won’t stay together.” She picks up the shell and holds it upside down to demonstrate how everything falls out. Customer:“How do you explain ...
Me:“Oh, no. Someone made a joke online about different artists and how you can identify their works, and they said if the people all look vaguely like Vladimir Putin, it’s a Van Eyck.” Teacher: “I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard that before, but now that you say it, they ...
A: No, you don’t need to take any medicine. You just need to put down your mobile phone. If you rest well, you will be all right soon.B: OK, doctor, I will do as you tell me. Thank you very much. A: 【5】. 免费查看参考答案及解析 题目: Traveling has always been a good...
In "Mac Bangs Dennis's Mom," Charlie's plan to get revenge on Dennis and have sex with the Waitress causes her to break down by the end of the episode and have sex with Frank. She enters Paddy's in a state of total hysteria. Brick Joke: Frank's rum ham, which is lost and then...
One time, he tells me this joke, "What has lots of teeth but never goes to the dentist? A comb (木梳) ! " When I laugh, he pulls my tooth out. It doesn't hurt at all! He also tells me how to take care of my teeth in an interesting way. Before I leave, he always gives ...
Put down your Wawa pretzels — it’s debate time. Well, almost. In a little over an hour, former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris will take the stage in Philadelphia for an ABC-moderated debate that could be each candidate’s best — and ma...
Not long after that Susan climbed down from the tree and went back to being a mom. 19.(2021•丽水)本文说的是泰国为解决人们的读书问题而采取的几种措施,包括用大象给村民送书,利用废旧火车车厢作为流浪儿童的图书馆等。 Thailand literacy Program Omkoi is one of the mountainous areas in Thailand...