We're only two episodes in and we already know that Dell is a bad guy who was once shacked up with Ethel; that Jimmy is his son whom he believed to be a mistake and tried to murder (although he thinks the hermaphroditic, three-breasted Desiree is the ideal woman; amen for progressive...
I mean, I’m sure Ryan Murphy has some elaborate plan to blow all our minds and leave us wanting a few more episodes...but in the meantime, this story has a LOT of loose ends to tie up. Like, who is going to end up being the final girl?!
It wouldn't be unusual for American Horror Story to do a time jump at some point over the course of the season, most likely in the last few episodes. That's what occurred in Asylum and Coven— the series jumped ahead to see the characters in the future. What if Twisty...
You soaked up episodes of SpongeBob, got Odd with the Fairies, and mentally spent a lot of time at Good Burger. You were and are a Nick kid through and through, but we don't need to tell you that since you've already Figured It Out, haven't you? (We could go on forever, don'...