I couldn't believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in 10 did. ...
Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well. I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU. Did ...
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And I know that some of those conspiracies are real, slipping in alongside arrant nonsense both silly and dangerous. But it feels more than a little tasteless to joke about the paranoia to sell batteries or frying pans or off-brand injectables. I mean, we all went back and read The ...
Yes, I know, everything is driven by a conspiracy theory these days. And I know that some of those conspiracies are real, slipping in alongside arrantnonsense both silly and dangerous. But it feels more than a little tasteless to joke about the paranoia to sell batteries or frying pans or...
And I know that some of those conspiracies are real, slipping in alongside arrant nonsense both silly and dangerous. But it feels more than a little tasteless to joke about the paranoia to sell batteries or frying pans or off-brand injectables. I mean, we all went back and read The ...
Funny dad jokes When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. Why did the car take a nap? It was tired. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Did you hear the one about the guy who ate a frog? He's probably going to croak. ...
From Zoolander to Borat, the characters may be dumb, but don't go thinking the stupid funny movies themselves are too.
I know you're not, it's a joke, I apologize if you were insulted by it. And I do respect those people. I have learnt a huge amount of history of the engineering and science industry, we are taught it in university. However I'm also interested in the past achievements myself; I ...