A Neo-Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, "A round on me, for all your patrons, but not for the old Jewish geezer right there." As everyone in the bar receives their drinks, he looks directly at...
asks the bartender. "Don't you mean "big pause"?" asks the bear. "Yeah, sorry." Sighs the Bartender. "Like I said, it's been a rough day." drinking bear bartender scotch busy tired pause rough walks into a bar joke long face exhausted Dislike Like Continue Reading ...
“A guy walks into a bar…”is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular science joke is: “Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve bacteria in this bar.’ The bacteria say, ‘But we work here. We’re staph!’” The joke...
Specter, Falcons Walk into a Bar ... Specter Escapes without a JokeHeyl, Eric
A WHITE horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The barman says: "That is amazing, absolutely amazing! Did you know there's a whisky named after you?" The horse replies: "You're kidding me. There's a whisky called Eric?" MAN goes into a bar with a small newt on a lea...
Lord Newton threatens to cancel his membership but walks it back as a joke when Tony accepts his resignation. Newton has apparently a history with Tony who waited on him when he was younger for little reward. “A waiter never forgets eh?” says his friend as the Lord leaves. Neither do...
Spokespersons for Paul didn’t respond to an email seeking comment Tuesday, but the Kentucky Republican appears to have acknowledged the joke on social media. “I thought I was clear when I said no photographs,” he wrote in a post on X over the weekend in which he shared a ...
by one crucial change: that of a changed species from a human to a vampire by one change: species. 3. Honestly, open ended is usually a little better. Does it leave the reader with a question? We shouldn’t have to tell the reader the drama, such as “riddling her life with…”....
Here's a movie for those dark days when you find yourself wondering if love even exists, or if it's just a cruel joke designed to destroy peoples' lives. Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Jude Law, and Natalie Portman play four people who can't stop cheating on each other, with bitter resul...
The two front break with an inverted ‘V’ between them leaving me with the appearance of a molting vampire. Staring in disbelief, I pick up the broken pieces and look at them in my hand. My next memory of this specific event is of being at the dentist’s office. I am trembling ...