(bar joke)“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular joke involving a grasshopper (hinting at the Grasshopper cocktail) is: “A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, in passing, ‘Do you know...
“Two bacteria walk into a bar…” (bar joke)“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular science joke is: “Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘We don’t serve bacteria in this bar.’ The bacteria say, ...
A Bear Walks Into a Bar... A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired. He eventually makes his way over to the bear. The bear immediately tells him, "You look exhausted." "Yeah, it's been a rough day," says the bartender, "What are you drinking?
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A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll hav..
A WHITE horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The barman says: "That is amazing, absolutely amazing! Did you know there's a whisky named after you?" The horse replies: "You're kidding me. There's a whisky called Eric?" MAN goes into a bar with a small newt on a lea...
A man and his family walk into a bar... Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory". The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true. The child asks "What did you have for breakfast...
Here's a movie for those dark days when you find yourself wondering if love even exists, or if it's just a cruel joke designed to destroy peoples' lives. Clive Owen, Julia Roberts, Jude Law, and Natalie Portman play four people who can't stop cheating on each other, with bitter resul...
At the end of his final report for his class, Ricky cracks a joke and Faye is not amused. She decides to fail him and make him take the course over again.The next thing you know, Faye goes to watch some male strippers with some friends of hers. Who is one of the strippers? Ricky...
To say I was the target of a sick joke when my very next Avis rental – same day, different airport – was a hybrid is undeniable. But hey, at least a hybrid gives you the option of gasoline, so you get to fuel up the “old-fashioned way”. Which brings me, humbly, to declare...