Do I smell a poopy diaper? Pick a mask. Here’s your backpack—go with Dad. I love you. The rest of you: three minutes. Finish your picture. Find your socks. Let’s change that diaper. Have fun today. I love you too. What time is my video meeting? Where is my laptop charger?
Notice the studio lighting and square ass monitors overhead in the reflection of "outer space". How much more obvious does it need to be? This is not a picture of anything in outer space it is in a studio.Hustlers In Med I Sin Corruption (HI/MISC)...
But when I texted a friend a picture of my dinner, he replied with a picture of his own liquid dinner. He has four kids. So apparently it doesn’t get easier and there’s a reason that the Olney Safeway has such a large wine selection. Cheers to all of you other parents! We kept...
The floor sleeping adventure began every night with either sleeping on the bed and then moving to the floor, or the reverse. I would wake up in the middle of the night and switch places — usually during my first night sweat. This required HEAVY blanket moving. I gave this up and starti...
Diary of a wimpy kid 2011 Scripts【小屁孩日记2】英文 PAGE67 / NUMPAGES67 小屁孩日记2 1--(BOYS CHATTERING) 2--Seventh-grader. 3--Sounds a lot better than sixth-grader. 4--(SlGHS) This is a Greg thing. l dont see why l had to come. 5--Because, Rodrick, this is a family eve...
I think that one of the main reasons children are so important to Jesus is to show us that, like babies, we don’t bring anything more to the table with God than a screaming little kid with a poopy diaper. The difference between adults and children, Jesus says, is that little children...
What had been fresh, white snow in front of me had become a poopy brown swath of destruction behind me. I finally reached a point I recognized where a cattle pen was but I could no longer see the road. The oil wells of my intended goal were still miles away off in the distance and...
And if you think that kids being “trans” is sad then you’re missing the bigger picture that these culty 40+ year old moms living on fake book aren’t paying attention to their kids. Hence why these kids today also have “No respect”. I think y’all fail to remember that YOU GUY...
Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client. [a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago] White Goodman: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But...
So when it was her turn she was dared to run around the neighborhood naked with whipped cream on her face screaming "I need to take a poopy right now". But little did he know that the evil one called some really cute guys to come over right before the dare. One of the guys she ...