" 2.有一天,英文课。阿明:「老师,almost是什麽意思?」师曰:「almost就是"几乎".」阿明:「喔!」於是阿明写下:almost=姐夫。师欲哭无泪. 3.今天英语老师讲了笑话给我们听,中国式的英语冷笑话. How are you ?<想必学过一点英语的人都会懂,这是你好吗的意思>但英...
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The student replied: "My mother." 我们英文课的教授有一次在课上讲“动机”。“是什么推动你 在人生的路上向前走?”他问道,“是什� 最搞笑的简单英语小笑话 最搞笑的简单英语小笑话 前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。我精心...
但人们却高兴地吃得很满足,因为在天堂里,他们都学会了相互喂食。 笑话5:自动售货机 小明走到一个自动售货机前,看见上面写着:“请用英语选择您要购买的商品。”于是他把手中的零钱投进去,然后在按钮上按下了一个英文字母: \©2022 Baidu |由 百度智能云 提供计算服务 | 使用百度前必读 | 文库协议 | ...
【英文骂】教你如何用..一句一图,看着绝不打瞌睡开始咯Dude 小二Idiota 蠢货Jealous? 嫉妒羡慕恨吗?Well,you're a doody head. 你脑子装满屎了吧I am leaving for sex 我要出发去做爱了
《休闲娱乐必读书:无敌腹黑(英文笑话集)》 作者:高雅哲 第一章无敌腹黑 1We Close at Ten “Waitress,”shouted the impatient diner,“do I have to sit here and starve all night? ” “No, sir, we close at ten o’clock.” 我们十点关门 “服务员,”顾客不耐烦地喊道,“我必须整晚坐这儿挨饿吗...
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee." "We won't," the other two promised. Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee." ...
笑死人的英文小笑话篇一 My 15 一 year 一 old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well,Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said. 我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈, 您觉得不舒服吗?”他关心地问。“是的,我...
笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在 于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。 On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " ...