小强尼:妈妈,我很多同学都有自己的兄弟姐妹。 你就不能给我生一个妹妹吗? 妈妈:我得和你爸爸商量一下。 小强尼:你不是说你是我们家里的老大吗? 你为什么要和他商量? 妈妈:当然啦! 他必须得在这儿。 小强尼:你就不能趁他不在家的时候偷偷生一个吗?
He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 妈妈:玛丽,你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。 玛丽:妈妈,艾迪当然不会出声了,因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。您感兴趣的课程有优惠啦,快去看看 ...
英文笑话 | 妈妈给孩子一百美元吹笛子 女儿不想吹长笛,她妈妈给她100美元。 Daughter doesn’t want to play to the flute. Her mother gives her $ 100 for playing to flute. 女儿还是不愿意吹长笛。 妈妈问她:我给了你一百美元让你吹长笛,你为什么还不...
所属专辑:上下班听的英文小笑话 声音简介 The Poor Mom A family moves into their new house. Grandma comes for a visit and asks the youngest child, a five-year-old, how he likes the new place. “It’s terrific,” he says. “I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my...
Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 我来扮演妈妈 妈妈:玛丽,你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出...
After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. You wouldnt believe how strict they are, I complained. They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly. Well, d
妈妈：“儿子，机场的英文是什么？”儿子：“airport”“那飞机场呢？”“flyingairport”
a我不想只找个性伙伴噢。 I do not want only to look for the individuality partner oh.[translate] alIhave hunger for yoer toch lIhave饥饿为yoer toch[translate] amom jokes thought they ended year ago 妈妈耍笑他们结束年前的想法[translate]...
aIn the fuel that contains water Please Check water separator system 在请包含水的燃料检查水分离器系统[translate] aconcentrate point 集中点[translate] amy mother often tells me jokes when I was a child . 当我是孩子,我的母亲经常讲我笑话。[translate]...
一位妈妈教女儿说英文单词”frog“,没想到剧情竟朝着意想不到的方向发展...[笑cry]http://t.cn/RyML7Cd