Put it in dishwasher. —Kabir, Age 9 205. What do frogs order at McDonalds? French flies and a Croak-a-Cola. 206. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name? What. —Ray, age 9 207.Where does a rat go when it has a toothache? To the rodentist. —...
317. What goes black, white, black, white, black white? A penguin rolling down a hill. 318. Can a match box? No, but a tin can! 319. Why was the baby in Egypt? It was looking for its mummy. 320. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck on the chicken’s foot...