2. S Fitzgerald/window walk-through 3. "I play for Villa"/total lie 4. K White/water pistol/tears 5. Ale minding/distribution 6. Bouncy castle/Jif Lemon/Healey 7. "I play for Charlton"/total lie 8. Match Of The Day/party on hold 9. Gatecrash/Royal Marine/"get out!" 10. "Magi...