When we were all in bed Mrs. O'Leary Left the lantern in the shed The cow kicked it over and Winked her eyes and said, "There’ll be a hot time In the old town, tonight." One night dark In bed we all were in
He said, ‘Well, I haven’t got any.’ I think I might have had a slug of scotch or something. He just put the needle in and pulled it round. And then the thread came out and he said, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I have to do that again.’ So he had to do it a second bloody ti...