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I wanted to share cootie catchers with my kiddos so Iturned the fortune tellers I loved as a kid into Easter joke tellersby replacing the fortunes with kid appropriate Easter jokes. (Each flap contains a silly joke that elementary school kids love.) ...
Whether it’s a cute quip for your kid or a hilarious roast for your coworker, I’ve got you covered. Your search for the perfect blend of funny birthday jokes, silly puns, and riddles ends here. My list of 125 hilarious birthday jokes caters for men, women, children, and everyone in...
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. —Ashley Tisdale I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh. —Cody Linley I always feel like a goofy little kid. —Julia Stiles ...
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst." "What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred." "Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder." Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. ...
Kid 1: Are you having a bit of a hard time at the moment? Me: Ummmm…why do you ask? Kid 1: Are you going through some kind of mid life crisis? I saw those tablets in the kitchen and it says that they are for ‘hormonial’ problems. ...
When asked if I knew any guillotine jokes, I said, “not off the top of my head”. .I'm dating a girl who loves to be covered in cheese, she's a cracker. .When Earl Tupper, inventor of Tupperware, died,his funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coff...
“When Irving Fishlove got a hold of one of those early TootsieToy toilets, he said, ‘I can do something with this!’ And that started this whole rash of toilet jokes. Irving Fishlove had such an imagination for this stuff. Using those TootsieToy toilets was a stroke of genius ...
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