The most prominent version of this joke originated from Welvin Harris, who pranked his dad on a phone call. He asked his dad if he had received anything in the mail. His dad responded, “what?” to which Welvin replied, “Deez Nuts!” before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. Over ...
I've never been a fan of facial hair. But now it's starting to grow on me. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost. What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon. How do you hire a horse? Put up a ladder. Why did the pony...
Ah, Irish jokes — they’ve been passed around pub tables, whispered at weddings, and shouted across bar counters for generations. Some are sharp as a tack, others are daft as a brush, and a few might just leave you wondering if you’re allowed to laugh (you are — it’s Ireland, ...
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What would you like to see happen in your lifetime? See “wilderness” question above. When you have sex, what are some of the things you like to do? If you’ve never tried the Anxious Manatee, you simply haven’t lived. What are you working on right now?