Age is important only if you’re cheese or wine. Of all my husband’s relatives, I like me best. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.Funny Grumpy Woman StoryWhat about grumpy old women? Is this to...
I also find it hard to believe, that even sales for Father’s Day cards and gifts outstrip those of Halloween. One theme that runs through Halloween, is pure fun and self-indulgence. You don’t have to buy presents for friends and relatives, you just buy ‘stuff’ for yourself. Trick...
May reminded us of what a dark place the world can be. Let’s roll into the start of summer with positivity and humor. June is a month filled with season and weather changes, holidays and meme-worthy moments. June 2024 memes As we embrace the start of summer, it’s the perfect time ...
What is Kitty Party? Ladies of any particular colony or society contributes money and Each month with that money one member of the group organizes a party which is called as kitty party or you can just say “Group of ladies partying any afternoon or evening in a month”. Ladies usually av...
Me:“In today’s episode of ‘What inanimate objects are women being compared to now?’, we have a game save file and business stocks, with a bonus of children being called baggage.” Random Man:“Just saying that your kid makes you less marketable on the dating scene.” ...
21 - A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was ex... More ›› 22 - Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smar... More ›› 23 - Every time I tell my English...
The everyday greeting for friends is a handshake for both men and women. Men sometimes pat each other on the back. Japan When people meet for the first time they usually bow. In business people also shake hands. In formal situations people often exchange business cards. When you give a bu...
New Bar Stools – For Smartly Dressed Women ** Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and ...
Here’s to the women who love me terribly. May they soon improve. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two...
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should have known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat...