Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes. Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours. Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house. Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.More...
He thanks the bride and bridegroom on behalf of the bridesmaids and himself for asking them to be part of their special day and for the gifts they have received and then he reads out telegrams, cards, e-mails, or other messages from friends and relatives who couldn’t be at the wedding...
66 - Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !... More ›› 67 - What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !... More ›› 68 - What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetle...
There’s always this one brother who likes to pull pranks and bully you till you cry. Maybe he ate that food you specifically labeled and left in the refrigerator. Or, he met your date and revealed all your darkest secrets. Or maybe he’s just stinking up the house with his smelly soc...
120 - Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to ho...More ›› 121 - Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it...More ›› ...
Shaun Eli is a stand-up comedian living in New York City who has written many monologues for late-night television shows. You can see some of his unused work, all based on topical humor, at brainchampagne.com. Here’s one example of a joke he wrote in March 2020: ...
Now It’s time to look into some of the crazy, cool, awesome and much excited names, that you would love to keep it as your awesome snapchat username. Extra Awesome Snapchat Username: Cute Snapchat Names: Here are some of the cute snapchat names, that can be used by both boys as ...
A toast to anyone who has taken on the name mommy. May you have a day off, feel extra loved and not cry today. Better Than Child Birth For the mom that birthed you, yes you owe her. May your Mother’s Day be more pleasant than child birth ...
If she loves Little Miss memes, then this is the birthday meme for your wife. I don’t always post about my wife, but when I do… it’s her birthday. To the love of your life, your wife. At least, I hope so. The perfect birthday wife meme for the woman who has to spend the...
[Delivery Company] service. The employee showed me the package an hour later. I attempted to scan it in to no avail. I showed it to my store manager, who said that if a package does not scan, we should give it back to the delivery person, and we should let employees know that ...