Funny Valentine’s Day Messages: Valentine’s Day is the time to celebrate love. So obviously, you can take this chance to show affection for the family members who always love you. After all, they are the ones who teach you the meaning of love and will always be there for you no mat...
What to Write in Valentine Card Whether you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card for your significant other or a secret admirer, finding the right words can be a challenge. Luckily, our collection of the 100 best romantic Valentine messages, wishes, and quotes is here to save the day. From...
Forget the stupid Valentine’s Day thing and buy yourself new clubs. Ladies Foursome A foursome of ladies came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro, Ross, politely asked them, ‘How did your game go?’ The first said she had a good round with 25 ...
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Halloween is the third biggest holiday for retail salesWhile Americans spend an average of $75 on Halloween, they spend more on merchandise for Christmas, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and Easter. I find it hard to believe, but even Father’s Day sales outstrip those of Halloween. Psyc...
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance? The Meat Ball. Some people eat snails. They must not like fast food. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, man! Breathe!" What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. ...
After failed to get a girl friend on Valentine’s day in school, where the girl he dated switched her interest to a popular white boy. Trevor learned a valuable lesson about dating: Cool guys get girls and funny guys get to hang out with the cool guys with their girls. So he ...
After failed to get a girl friend on Valentine’s day in school, where the girl he dated switched her interest to a popular white boy. Trevor learned a valuable lesson about dating: Cool guys get girls and funny guys get to hang out with the cool guys with their girls. So he understoo...
Manager of the Blue Cross animal center in nearby Watcombe, M/S Laura Valentine, told reporters that Emmy was lucky to have survived her ordeal. ‘The RSPCA say she survived by licking condensation off the windows in the shed,’ Ms Valentine was quoted as saying. ‘It is remarkable – she...
‘My son was born on St George’s Day, ‘remarked the Englishman, ‘So we obviously decided to call him George.’ ‘That’s a real coincidence’, observed the Frenchman’, My daughter was born on Valentine’s Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.’ ‘That’s really incredible’,...