"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists c...
Two days before, they asked if it would be okay if the other first- and third-grade classes attended, too. I knew it wouldn’t be a problem, so that made four classes. Word spread around the school. Pretty soon, all but one classroom had booked Dad for reading — and the one that...
This story is about the guy who takes our blood samples. Let’s call him Simon. Simon has been here for about seven years now, give or take. He was first trained by a nurse who knew everything about taking blood samples. She used to be called in from other wards in case of difficu...
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Hang in there, all you wonderful writers who entered my Oxcellent Ox Story Competition! I’ve almost finished the judging and I’m excited to report that the standard of entries has been fantastic! It’s been so much fun reading all your very different and original stories about the beloved...
Of all the afflictions I’ve seen cured by phallic means in romance novels, actual physical injuries are probably the ones that take me out of the story the most… yes, even more than sexual trauma. Theoretically, I suppose the root source of someone’s OCD, anxiety, PTSD, or personal ...
Before we get to the news story (well comics/movies/animation news anyway) that has been jerking me around so bad that I’ve got whiplash, we need to cover a few housekeeping chores here first. 1. Don’t forget… if you’re reading this blog and you want me to answer a question th...
This story is about my last adventure at Lutherhaven, the summer before my 8th grade year, and it was a doozy. What made this year different from past years were a number of things, the biggest one was that Dave wouldn’t be there. I can’t remember if he had a conflict or if ...
If "The Boy in the Pink Tuxedo" didn't exist, this would absolutely be my favorite Kevin Broccoli story. A first grader playing Godfather? Love everything about it. Reading this was an absolute delight. Really love the formatting of this piece and how you put it together. This almost rea...