I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs. Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. T...
More funny inspirational quotes and sayings 51. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell 52. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the...
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.More Cat HumourHere are our amusing cat jokes tales, and cartoons, where moggies come out on top.Cats and ChessMartha is walking in St James Park when she sees her friend Roger playing chess with his cat.Martha...
He thanks the bride and bridegroom on behalf of the bridesmaids and himself for asking them to be part of their special day and for the gifts they have received and then he reads out telegrams, cards, e-mails, or other messages from friends and relatives who couldn’t be at the wedding...
This date was also known as All Hallows and gradually, the name for the night before All Hallows changed to Hallow’s Eve, then Hallow e’en, and finally Halloween. **Samhain – In medieval English ‘mh’ was pronounced ‘w’, hence: Sow-en. Funny But Clean Halloween Jokes Let’s ...
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.Anon. Amusing Thanksgiving Quotations From The Famous Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving...
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in Monaghan’s flat in Dungarvan when Sean O’Toole loses €700 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and...
Let’s continue our article with some clean marriage jokes. Advice to a person about to marry – Don’t. First appeared in Punch magazine, in 1845. My wife says I never listen, or something like that……….. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe....
This date was also known as All Hallows and gradually, the name for the night before All Hallows changed to Hallow’s Eve, then Hallow e’en, and finally Halloween. **Samhain – In medieval English ‘mh’ was pronounced ‘w’, hence: Sow-en. Funny But Clean Halloween Jokes Let’s ...