More funny inspirational quotes and sayings 51. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell 52. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the...
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs. Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. T...
Have your say with these sayings. I have a busy day ahead: I have trouble to start, rumors to spread, and people to argue with. One upside to the apocalypse would be the end of people arguing politics on Facebook. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have e...