“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’‘But we do that every day!’‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’” Jim Gaffigan Like Button Notice (view) What is sauce for the goose may ...
Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’‘But we do that every day!’‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’– Jim Gaffigan...
109. “Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.”― Jim Gaffigan 110. “Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”― C. E. M. Joad Funny Birthday Quotes to Make Your Loved ...
Quotes to Ring in the New Year Jim Gaffigan "My New Year's resolution for 2010? I will be less lazy." Anonymous "Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits." Eric Zorn " Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demand...
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