I get a text from her telling me how disappointed she is that I didn’t arrange some money and gifts for her and that there is no excuse. Apparently, I’m incredibly selfish and lazy for not going out of my way to tell people she was retiring and arranging gifts. I reply: Me:“I...
When they got to the front door, Brian went straight up to his wife, gave her a big hug, and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her, and told her how much...
‘How big is your spread?’, asked the American. ‘Well look you, it’s about 20 acres he said’. Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse, and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I’ll be lucky to cover half my ...
To top it off, our State of Debate segment shows listeners how to identify logical fallacies in the wild. Ad hominem attacks and bandwagon fallacies, be gone! So if you’re looking to ignite a funny, feisty debate on your next roadtrip, or just want some amusing arguments for your kids ...
I’m already doing that, except for the chauffeuring…and we do have plenty of those services hereabouts How much would providing them cost? Certainly not as much as your entire net worth, which you pay to get entry to one of those places ...
But perhaps it is better to speak in mundanities than to try to explain how that sight affects me to this day. Shall I speak in hyperbole: I am overcome with wonder when I think of that night? No. I want to speak with humility. I have been allowed a glimpse of splendor that most...
Me:“Hello, sir, I’m a supervisor. How can I—” Caller:“—I got overcharged by you [religious slur that means we are thieves] and I’m not hanging up until I get that refunded and the [gay slur] who f***ed up is fired!” ...
Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in ...